February 2011
102 posts
AAA #067
Believe in God.
AAA #066
Live for the moment.
AAA #065
Always keep your head up. Pain might last through the night, but joy commences in the morning.
AAA #064
Learn to appreciate film & theater.
you know what really chaps my ass?
the-kid-from-brasil:
When ex-girlfriends send you messages on facebook saying it’s “for their own good”, and then going on to bash your character, friends, hobbies, and life goals. It’s total bullshit and helps no one. In fact, it (as you can see in the title) chaps my ass. so retarded.
/rant
AAA #063
Relationships are messy. Come on, at this age, no girl would catch a grenade for you.
Dawn
Last week the Gramophone job application form dropped on my head. Today the pin notice board with the letter from SP pinned on it finally made way for the ground after hanging on for about a year. This means something, the sun’s finally rising.
AAA #062
Carry a Swiss knife.
AAA #061
Follow your dreams, not money.
Are you in love with a celebrity that doesn't even...
paperheartsandplasticplanes:
I should ask all the girls this, if she answers yes. Dont date her. Make that an AAA rule. AAA #060.
AAA #059
Have your wedding at the beach.
AAA #058
Keep your chin up when the girl you like doesnt like you back. Girls today are attracted to homosexual looking guys like Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel and child superstars like Justin Bieber. They just cant handle real men like you.
“I’ll find strength in pain. I’ll change my ways.”
AAA #057
Never send your child to a non-secular Islamic School. It will ruin his/her future.
AAA #056
Prefer girls who do sport. They have character. They keep themselves hot. And they’re independent.
“Im some stain there on your bed sheet, you’re my diamond in the rough.”
– Paolo Nutini ‘Candy’
AAA #055
Look for diamonds in the rough. Your dream girl will never look like Cheryl Cole.
AAA #054
Get to know you friends of different races/religions. And get to know them well.
AAA #053
Own no bike but the Vespa.
AAA #052
Listen to Kings Of Leon.
AAA #051
Hug your family/friends hello and goodbye.
AAA #050
Pick up the balls to smile at pretty girls.
AAA #049
Never answer your phone at the table.
that goes for texts, tweets and checking your facebook notifications.
AAA #048
Write letters, on paper.
AAA #047
Sometimes your best bet is to bet on her.
AAA #046
Never date a Justin Bieber fan.
