When ex-girlfriends send you messages on facebook saying it’s “for their own good”, and then going on to bash your character, friends, hobbies, and life goals. It’s total bullshit and helps no one. In fact, it (as you can see in the title) chaps my ass. so retarded.
Last week the Gramophone job application form dropped on my head. Today the pin notice board with the letter from SP pinned on it finally made way for the ground after hanging on for about a year. This means something, the sun’s finally rising.
Keep your chin up when the girl you like doesnt like you back. Girls today are attracted to homosexual looking guys like Bill Kaulitz of Tokio Hotel and child superstars like Justin Bieber. They just cant handle real men like you.